yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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