Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
