either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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