Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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