Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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