I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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