i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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