Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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