He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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