so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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