I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He passed out mid-signature
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Randomize
