god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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