your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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