I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
