i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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