This girl is more easily done than said...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i've created a new STD.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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