and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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