I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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