My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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