: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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