Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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