put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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