last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No subtext here. People are naked.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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