Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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