And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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