Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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