Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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