my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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