im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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