I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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