saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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