just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Enjoy the penises
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
