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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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