You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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