I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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