Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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