So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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