Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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