There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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