Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
