so that wasnt chicken after all
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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