I cockslap morals
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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