Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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