Barsexuality is the new black.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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