is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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