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(650): View more from California

Your face is a jimmy john

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(417): View more from Missouri

He has such a weird drunk-voice.

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dude, he's deaf.

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(716): View more from New York

I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.

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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

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(765): View more from Indiana

I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.

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(214): View more from Texas

PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life

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