just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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