I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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