Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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