why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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