I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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