I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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