Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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