Me too!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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